On balance, over the years I have dressed poorly. Recently, however, I have dressed competently on a number of occassions. As a result, I am flushed with haberdashtical confidence and now parcel out fashion advice, with the hopes of persuading at least one person to wear a flat-fronted pant or a well-tailored suit, in favor of pleats and droopy sweaters.

Footwear for the Common Man—April 4, 2005

Learning To Dress, Part 2: 
Good Shoes Gone Bad—November 30, 2004

Learning To Dress, Part 1: 
Damn You, Andy Garcia—October 21, 2004

Shopping Woes—December 9, 2004