"Squeeer!" is one thing you can say when caught in an awkward pause while talking to social superiors. "Squeeer!" will make the social superiors forget there was an awkward pause at all; neither the pause nor the "Squeeer!" will register in their consciousness. The science behind this phenomenon is convoluted—just think of it as a dial tone for brain waves.


Not As Dim As He Appears—July 12, 2005

Fussy Pant: The Beginning—August 15, 2004

The Holidays

The Lewis Wrapping Method: Part 1—December 20, 2004

The Lewis Wrapping Method: Part 2—December 23, 2004

Shopping Woes—December 9, 2004

It's Beginning To Feel a Lot Like X-mas—December 2, 2004

Thanks Be To Beige—November 24, 2004


2004 X-Mas Essay Contest Winners: Amir Masliyah,
Xan Bernay & Bradley P. Lewis

Prep for Summer Weekend O’ Fun:
A Former Champ Speaks Out, by Amir Masliyah

Gallery of Weekend O' Fun Winners

2004 Summer Weekend O' Fun Results


The Revised Lewis Method—October 12, 2004

Plot Outline: The Moth's Wing—June 10, 2005

Message to Me From the Future—April 18, 2005